Today, as I stood in line checking my Blackberry as I waited to use my Visa debit card to pay for my coffee in my refillable Starbucks environmentally friendly mug and my litre of SmartWater, I realized that I was wearing Gap jeans, a Lands End sweater, Frye boots, Victoria's Secret (matching, of course) bra and panties, a Gucci headband and holding a Coach purse. Inside which were the keys to my overly large, gas sucking American SUV. I suddenly realized I wanted to kick my own ass for being such a yuppie bitch.
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6 of my Peeps have something to say:
I would have to agree with that one you trendy...
Remember, you're only a whore if you get PAID to do it.
You're a slut if you do it for free.
You're a john if you pay.
I'm guessing you're a yuppie label john.
hey, if you've got, flaunt it!!
i look at it this way: you are helping keep the economy going. you are doing your part as an AMERICAN!
you're welcome.
And you wear it so well.
Fuck, doode.
That's why I get my coffee at Circle K (their sugar free french vanilla capp is the bomb), my jeans are Gap but they are the only ones that fit properly, my cardigan is from Target, my underwear is VS but my bra is from Kohl's and my boots are so not Frye but more like Converse and my bag is from Overstock.
But I totally wish I had some Frye boots. I would cut a bitch for some Frye boots. And I don't think we can be friends anymore because you are way too fancy for me.
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